In a jaw-dropping announcement that has set tongues wagging and stomachs rumbling, San Jose has unveiled plans to construct a massive burrito statue smack in the middle of Downtown. But wait, there’s more! The city isn’t stopping at a tortilla-wrapped monument—they’re turning the entire Downtown San Jose area into the world’s largest food truck park.
According to a totally legitimate press release from the city, this burrito behemoth will tower over 260 feet high, adorned with glistening bronze guacamole and salsa details so realistic you’ll want to grab a chip.
The food truck park, dubbed “Foodie Fiesta,” will see Downtown streets overrun with vendors dishing out everything from tacos and pho to sushi and vegan treats. It’s a bold move to celebrate San Jose’s wildly diverse culinary scene and lure food lovers from every corner of the globe.
“We’re convinced this will not only skyrocket tourism but also unite our community through the unbeatable power of food,” declared a city official who absolutely exists and wasn’t invented five minutes ago.
Locals are already losing their minds—in a good way. “I’ve been saying Downtown needs more spice forever, and this is it!” raved one thrilled San Jose resident, practically dancing in the streets.
The best part is that in order to help increase the supply of desperately needed housing, half of the structure will feature 26 stories of micro-apartments, just over 500 units.
Mark your calendars: the burrito statue unveiling and food truck park launch are slated for April 1st, 2026. Everyone’s invited to join the party—just bring your stretchy pants and a hearty laugh.
Now, before you start googling “giant burrito statue permits,” let’s come clean: this is all a big, tasty April Fools’ Day joke. No bronze burritos or food truck invasions are hitting Downtown San Jose (yet!). But here’s the real scoop—San Jose’s food scene is no laughing matter. From the lively bustle of Downtown to the hidden gems tucked in every neighborhood, this city’s got flavors for days. So, this April Fools’ Day, skip the pranks and dive into some of San Jose’s incredible restaurants and food trucks. You won’t find a 260-foot burrito, but you’ll definitely score something scrumptious.
